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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2024

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
– Hogs and kisses!

What’s the best part about Valentines Day?
– The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

“What did one bee say to the other?”
– “I love bee-ing with you, honey!”

How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond?
– “I’m nuts about you.”

Why did the sheriff lock up her Valentine?
– He stole her heart!

Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
– They’ll dessert you.

What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
– A valen-teeny

Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
– A calendar.

How can you save money on Valentine’s gifts?
– Become single.

What did one volcano say to the other?
– I lava you.

What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– You’re one in a melon!

What did one oar say to the other?
– Can I interest you in a little row-mance?

“How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?”
– “He gave her a ring!”

What did one piece of toast say to the other?
– “You’re my butter half!”

Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob?
– He was so row-mantic.

Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?
– They’re getting married in the spring!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
– “I find you very attractive.”

“What did one volcano say to the other?”
– “I lava you.”

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