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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2024

Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob?
– He was so row-mantic.

Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?
– They’re getting married in the spring!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
– “I find you very attractive.”

“What did one volcano say to the other?”
– “I lava you.”

How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans?
– They said it was a date.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
– I find you very attractive.

What did the bat say to their Valentine?
– You’re fun to hang around with.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
– I’m stuck on you!

“What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?”
– “Be my Valen-slime!”

What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?
– “Bee mine.”

What’s a cutesy love term that can also be orange and delicious?
– “Crush.”

What did you say about a late Valentine’s Day gift?
– It’s choco-late!

What do you call two birds in love?
– Tweethearts!

What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
– Tulips.

“What did one oar tell the other oar?”
– “This is so row-mantic!”

Why didn’t the two dogs make serious Valentine’s Day plans?
– It was just puppy love.

What did the romantic sing after she got a paper cut?
– “I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love!”

What did the chef give their Valentine?
– A hug and a quiche!

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