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Vaccine jokes 💉😷 in 2025

Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.

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As a result of the World Health Organization recommending lockdowns, people around the U.S. began adopting shelter dogs. WHO let the dogs out.

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Ever since my covid vaccine I’ve been feeling tired and unable to get out of bed
– Glad to see there are no side-effects.

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What did one novel coronavirus say to the other?
– “Oh, the places you’ll see.”

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What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch?
– Mac and sneeze.

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How many shots do you need to get the covid vaccine?
– Dose!

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Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

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What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
– The wurst-kase scenario.

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Have scientists determined why cats can catch COVID?
– It’s still a meow-stery.

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The anti vaccine society just stopped accepting members which is sad…
– People are dying to get in .

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Scientists are working on a vaccine for the Indian variant…
– They’re calling it the Pun Jab.

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Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

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So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.

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What’s the difference between working from home and working in an office?
– COVID.

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The real truth about vaccines
– I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I’m now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I’ve also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby.

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What’s the best part of teaching your children at home?
– You can’t be fired for drinking on the job.

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Where do sick boats go to get healthy?
– The dock!

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I was going to finalize my research as to why vaccines are bad today
– But all of the research sites are down.

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