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Vaccine jokes 💉😷 in 2025

A vaccine has been released for the Indian coronavirus variant
– It’s called the Punjab

What did the single guy say to the single woman during lockdown?
– “If COVID doesn’t take you out, can I?”

What does eating raw garlic have to do with preventing COVID-19?
– It helps keep everyone at a safe distance.

Two lab rats are talking… One says “Are you going to get that vaccine?”
– The other says “Are you crazy? They haven’t even finished the human trials yet!”

A new vaccine has been developed to prevent fox from contracting rabies. Not many are getting the shot though. Only one…
Fox in eight

Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.

You know who buys up all the toilet paper?
– Assholes.

What did the virologist say to the public?
– Probably the opposite of what he’ll tell them next week.

The Taliban has promised they WILL require a Covid Vaccine Pass
– from all individuals who are seeking to attend public executions.

I tried to tell a covid vaccine joke to some anti-vaxxers…
– But they didn’t get it.

How did the health experts lie? They said a mask and gloves was enough to go to the grocery store. When I got there, everyone else had clothes on.

If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033?
– There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.

What do you call grabbing your packages from the front porch?
– The day’s outdoor activities.

What did Alexander Hamilton say before he got his COVID vaccine?
– I am not throwing away my shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

What do you call staging a beer in every room of the house?
– A pub crawl.

Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch
Ech Who?
Bless You!

I find it really awkward that my Grandparents named my Dad’s sister “Vaccine”…
– I’m embarrassed to tell people that she’s Auntie Vax

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