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Vaccine jokes 💉😷 in 2025

You know what they say: feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona.

People said I was crazy for getting mixed vaccines
– But I like to think of myself as a Modern-izer

Vaccines are a gateway drug.
– To concerts and air travel.

If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
– One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.

What’s the difference between the Alpha and Delta variant?
– I don’t know; it’s all Greek to me.

We do not have enough micro chips to build new cars
– Is it because we used them all in the vaccines ?

Persons who received the COVID-19 vaccine are kindly requested to come to the nearest 5G cell tower…
…to download upgrade for the new COVID-19 variants.

Knock-knock!
Who is there?
Seriously, don’t touch my door and step back 6 feet.

Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.

As a result of the World Health Organization recommending lockdowns, people around the U.S. began adopting shelter dogs. WHO let the dogs out.

Ever since my covid vaccine I’ve been feeling tired and unable to get out of bed
– Glad to see there are no side-effects.

What did one novel coronavirus say to the other?
– “Oh, the places you’ll see.”

What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch?
– Mac and sneeze.

How many shots do you need to get the covid vaccine?
– Dose!

Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
– The wurst-kase scenario.

Have scientists determined why cats can catch COVID?
– It’s still a meow-stery.

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