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Vaccine jokes 💉😷 in 2025

Yeah, I have plans tonight. I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9.

I finally convinced my hillbilly friend to get a Covid vaccination, but he doesn’t want Moderna.
– He says, “ just because she sang some good pop songs back in the 80s don’t mean she knows how to make a vaccine!”.

The one rat asked the other rat if he’s had the vaccine?
– Nope, they’re still testing it on humans

Let’s see how that goes

Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
– It’s a long story….

During the pandemic, it’s important to take after NASA. Give people space.

Covid vaccine is not safe
– My friend had gotten both his doses. Still died when he fell off the 19th floor.

I had heart palpitations, sweating and aches on the day of my first Covid-19 Vaccine
– But once I got in and actually had the jab I was fine

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.

The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.

What do all virus jokes have in common?
– They’re catchy.

How do you milk a sheep?
– By inventing the next “covid cure” that’s not a vaccine.

I think Pfizer got their drugs mixed up…
– I got the Covid vaccine, but now when I cough I get an erectipn.

I’ve gained so much weight during lockdown my bathroom scale is telling me that it can only weigh one person at a time.

Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke?
– It flu over his head.

My wife said I remind her of the covid-19 vaccine
– Its over in under a minute and feels like nothing

I bought a ticket to see The Vaccines…
– I didn’t recognize any of their songs, turns out it was Placebo

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.

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