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Vaccine jokes 💉😷 in 2025

Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.

As a result of the World Health Organization recommending lockdowns, people around the U.S. began adopting shelter dogs. WHO let the dogs out.

Ever since my covid vaccine I’ve been feeling tired and unable to get out of bed
– Glad to see there are no side-effects.

What did one novel coronavirus say to the other?
– “Oh, the places you’ll see.”

What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch?
– Mac and sneeze.

How many shots do you need to get the covid vaccine?
– Dose!

Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
– The wurst-kase scenario.

Have scientists determined why cats can catch COVID?
– It’s still a meow-stery.

The anti vaccine society just stopped accepting members which is sad…
– People are dying to get in .

Scientists are working on a vaccine for the Indian variant…
– They’re calling it the Pun Jab.

Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.

What’s the difference between working from home and working in an office?
– COVID.

The real truth about vaccines
– I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I’m now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I’ve also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby.

What’s the best part of teaching your children at home?
– You can’t be fired for drinking on the job.

Where do sick boats go to get healthy?
– The dock!

I was going to finalize my research as to why vaccines are bad today
– But all of the research sites are down.

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