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Urology jokes 👨‍⚕ in 2025

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a bladder infection? “Looks like you need some pee-rification.”

What did the urologist say to the kidney stone? “Urine trouble now!”

Why did the urologist become a baker? He wanted to make some pee-nut butter cookies.

What do you call a urologist who loves to sing? A pee-rano.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play baseball? A pee-tcher.

Why did the urologist become a scientist? He wanted to study pee-tides.

Why did the urologist become a sculptor? He wanted to shape pee-ces of art.

Why did the urologist refuse to play the piano? He had too many key-tones.

What did the urologist say to the kidney stone that refused to pass? “You’re such a pain in the urethra.”

Why did the urologist become a firefighter? He wanted to put out urine fires.

Why did the urologist become a photographer? He wanted to capture the essence of pee-ple.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play basketball? A pee-nacle of athletes.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play cricket? A pee-run scorer.

Why did the urologist become a chef? He wanted to make sure his patients had a well-balanced pee.

Why did the urologist become a lawyer? He wanted to argue for his patients’ pee rights.

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