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Urology jokes 👨‍⚕ in 2024

Why did the urologist become an athlete? He wanted to excel in pee-formance.

What did the urologist say when he saw the kidney stone in the x-ray? “That’s just a little rock ‘n roll in there!”

What do you call a urologist who loves to play golf? A pee-putter.

Why did the urologist become a race car driver? He liked to go full pee-dal.

Why did the urologist become a scientist? He wanted to discover new ways to treat pee-related diseases.

Why did the urologist go to jail? He was caught peeing in public.

What did the urologist say when he saw the kidney stone passing through the ureter? “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for pee-kind.”

What do you call a urologist who loves to play badminton? A pee-shuttlecock.

Why did the urologist become a pilot? He wanted to fly solo.

Why did the urologist become a teacher? He wanted to educate his students about the importance of pee-ing.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play tennis? A pee-rfectionist.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play ice hockey? A pee goalie.

What do you call a urologist who is also a comedian? A pee-kay artist.

Why did the urologist become a plumber? He wanted to unclog the pee pipes.

Why did the urologist become a sculptor? He wanted to create pee-ceful art.

What did the urologist say to the prostate gland? “Don’t be a pee-sty, let’s work together!”

What did the urologist say to the patient with a bladder infection? “Looks like your pee-pH balance is off.”

Why did the urologist become an artist? He wanted to paint with his pee-brush.

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