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Urology jokes 👨‍⚕ in 2025

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a UTI? “I’m sorry, but you’ve got a pee-ast infection.”

Why did the urologist become a writer? He had a lot of pee-ople to talk about.

Why did the urologist become a chef? He wanted to make some pee-ella.

Why did the urologist break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a kidney-stone.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play chess? A pee-on the board.

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a UTI? “Looks like your pee-mentum is slowing down.”

Why did the urologist wear a coat to work? Because it was his pee coat.

Why did the urologist become a painter? He wanted to express himself through pee-ntings.

What did the urologist say when he saw the kidney stone come out? “That’s a relief!”

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a prostate problem? “Don’t worry, we’ll get to the root of the pee-blem.”

How did the urologist propose to his girlfriend? He said, “Will you be my urethra?”

Why did the urologist become a farmer? He wanted to grow some pee pods.

Why did the urologist become an athlete? He wanted to excel in pee-formance.

What did the urologist say when he saw the kidney stone in the x-ray? “That’s just a little rock ‘n roll in there!”

What do you call a urologist who loves to play golf? A pee-putter.

Why did the urologist become a race car driver? He liked to go full pee-dal.

Why did the urologist become a scientist? He wanted to discover new ways to treat pee-related diseases.

Why did the urologist go to jail? He was caught peeing in public.

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