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Urology jokes 👨‍⚕ in 2025

Why did the urologist become a chef? He wanted to make sure his patients had a well-balanced pee.

Why did the urologist become a lawyer? He wanted to argue for his patients’ pee rights.

What did the urologist say when he saw the bladder infection? “Urine for a rough ride!”

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a UTI? “Looks like your pee stream is in a yellow card zone.”

Why did the urologist become a carpenter? He wanted to build a pee-ling.

Why did the urologist become a mechanic? He wanted to tinker with the pee engine.

What did the urologist say when he saw the bladder for the first time? “That’s a-peeing large organ!”

What do you call a urologist who loves to play football? A pee-nalty kicker.

Why did the urologist go to the bank? To get his pee-nance.

Why did the urologist become a gardener? He wanted to grow some pee-nies.

What did the urologist say to the bladder infection? “Urine for a surprise!”

What do you call a urologist who loves to fish? A pee-sherman.

Why did the urologist cross the road? To get to the other side of the bladder.

Why did the urologist become a musician? He wanted to play the pee-ano.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play soccer? A pee-le of athletes.

What do you call a urologist who loves to paint? A pee-casso.

Why did the urologist always carry a stopwatch? To keep track of his pee-pee breaks.

Why did the urologist become a detective? To solve the case of the missing pee stream.

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