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Urology jokes 👨‍⚕ in 2025

What do you call a urologist who loves to play soccer? A pee-le of athletes.

What do you call a urologist who loves to paint? A pee-casso.

Why did the urologist always carry a stopwatch? To keep track of his pee-pee breaks.

Why did the urologist become a detective? To solve the case of the missing pee stream.

Why did the urologist become a gardener? He wanted to cultivate his pee-passion.

What do you call a urologist who loves to party? A pee-nominal dancer.

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a UTI? “I’m sorry, but you’ve got a pee-ast infection.”

Why did the urologist become a writer? He had a lot of pee-ople to talk about.

Why did the urologist become a chef? He wanted to make some pee-ella.

Why did the urologist break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a kidney-stone.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play chess? A pee-on the board.

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a UTI? “Looks like your pee-mentum is slowing down.”

Why did the urologist wear a coat to work? Because it was his pee coat.

Why did the urologist become a painter? He wanted to express himself through pee-ntings.

What did the urologist say when he saw the kidney stone come out? “That’s a relief!”

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a prostate problem? “Don’t worry, we’ll get to the root of the pee-blem.”

How did the urologist propose to his girlfriend? He said, “Will you be my urethra?”

Why did the urologist become a farmer? He wanted to grow some pee pods.

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