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Urology jokes 👨‍⚕ in 2025

What did the urologist say to the prostate gland? “Don’t be a pee-sty, let’s work together!”

What did the urologist say to the patient with a bladder infection? “Looks like your pee-pH balance is off.”

Why did the urologist become an artist? He wanted to paint with his pee-brush.

Why did the urologist become a poet? He wanted to write some pee-try.

Why did the urologist go on a diet? To lose bladder.

What do you call a urologist who loves to dance? A pee-trooper.

Why did the urologist become a magician? He could make urine disappear.

Why did the urologist become an actor? He wanted to star in a peeformance.

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a UTI? “That’s urine trouble now!”

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a bladder infection? “Looks like you need some pee-rification.”

What did the urologist say to the kidney stone? “Urine trouble now!”

Why did the urologist become a baker? He wanted to make some pee-nut butter cookies.

What do you call a urologist who loves to sing? A pee-rano.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play baseball? A pee-tcher.

Why did the urologist become a scientist? He wanted to study pee-tides.

Why did the urologist become a sculptor? He wanted to shape pee-ces of art.

Why did the urologist refuse to play the piano? He had too many key-tones.

What did the urologist say to the kidney stone that refused to pass? “You’re such a pain in the urethra.”

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