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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

Unicorns are real
-they’re just big, grey, and called rhinos.

What looks like half a unicorn?
-The other half!

What do you call a unicorn with a soar throat?
-Horse…

Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-Because it wanted to see its neighbours.

What is the unicorn’s favorite sport?
-Running mare-athons.

What has a horn but doesn’t honk?
– A unicorn!

How does the unicorn display the spoils from her Fall harvest?
-With a unicornicopia

What is a unicorns favourite breakfast cereal?
-Lucky charms!

Unicorns never horse around
– they always just get right to the point!

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