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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?
-A tale of whoa!

What do you call a unicorn that has bushy eyebrows?
-A Uni-brow!

A unicorn fell over and shouted,
-I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!

What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?
-One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn

Why can you always trust what a unicorn says?
-They’re no bull.

Where do unicorns play tennis?
-On the unicourt!

Why do unicorns like silly jokes?
– Because they’re uni-corny.

Girl, are you a unicorn?
-Because I would like to take you for a ride over the rainbow.

Which unicorn has a cold
– The Achoo-nicorn!

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