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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

Why was the unicorn arrested?
-She was the mane suspect!

What card game do unicorns play?
– Uno

What do unicorns call their dads?
– Pop corn!

What do u call a unicorns dad?
-What do u call a unicorns Dad?
Popcorn!?

Where do all the naughty unicorns go?
-To unicourt!

What’s the difference between a unicorn and a head of cabbage?
-One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!

Which state do unicorns like most?
-Maine.

Why did the princess prefer her unicorn to her pony?
-Her pony horsed around too much.

What did the unicorn do when he was getting bullied at school?
-He told his pop corn so he could do something about it!

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