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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

Your chances of meeting a unicorn are extremely low.
-But they are still higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend/boyfriend

What do unicorns call their dad?
-Pop corn

Which side of a unicorn has the most hair?
-The outside.

What would you call a small scoop of ice cream?
– A uni-cone!

What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow?
-Horned beef

If hay is for horses, what’s for unicorns?
-Haaaaaay!

What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
-A eunichorn

What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
-One is a funny beast and the other is a bun.

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
-One is a funny beast, the other is a bunny feast!

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