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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

Why did the unicorn want to join the school band?
– So he could wear a uni-form.

What did the unicorn say when it fell?
-I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.

Why do unicorns love really silly jokes?
– Because they are uni-corny!

What do unicorn moms bake on Sunday?
-UniCorn muffins

The unicorn’, she said, ‘was a marvelous beast, shining with honor, wisdom and strength.
– Just to see him strengthened the soul

Why was the unicorn arrested?
-She was the mane suspect!

What card game do unicorns play?
– Uno

What do unicorns call their dads?
– Pop corn!

What do u call a unicorns dad?
-What do u call a unicorns Dad?
Popcorn!?

Where do all the naughty unicorns go?
-To unicourt!

What’s the difference between a unicorn and a head of cabbage?
-One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!

Which state do unicorns like most?
-Maine.

Why did the princess prefer her unicorn to her pony?
-Her pony horsed around too much.

What did the unicorn do when he was getting bullied at school?
-He told his pop corn so he could do something about it!

What do you call it when a unicorn wakes up for a midnight snack?
-Star grazing

What do you call a unicorn that doesn’t have a horn?
-A horse!

What do unicorn mums bake on Sundays?
-Uni-Corn muffins!

Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude?
-She always said neigh.

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