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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

Your chances of meeting a unicorn are extremely low.
-But they are still higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend/boyfriend

What do unicorns call their dad?
-Pop corn

Which side of a unicorn has the most hair?
-The outside.

What would you call a small scoop of ice cream?
– A uni-cone!

What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow?
-Horned beef

If hay is for horses, what’s for unicorns?
-Haaaaaay!

What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
-A eunichorn

What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
-One is a funny beast and the other is a bun.

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
-One is a funny beast, the other is a bunny feast!

What looks like half a unicorn?
– The other half

What did the Unicorn say to the tomato’s growing in the field?
-U No Corn!

Where do you get unicorn milk?
-From the Legendairy…

Why did the unicorn want to join the school band?
– So he could wear a uni-form.

What did the unicorn say when it fell?
-I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.

Why do unicorns love really silly jokes?
– Because they are uni-corny!

What do unicorn moms bake on Sunday?
-UniCorn muffins

The unicorn’, she said, ‘was a marvelous beast, shining with honor, wisdom and strength.
– Just to see him strengthened the soul

Why was the unicorn arrested?
-She was the mane suspect!

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