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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

What do you call a scary unicorn?
-A nightmare

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Where did the unicorn run to after the rainstorm?
-Somewhere over the rainbow!

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Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-Because he wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the unicorn run across the road?
-It was late for horse-story class.

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Where do unicorns live?
– In Neigh-bourhoods!

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Why do unicorns listen to polkas?
-They like to hear unicordians.

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No one could tame the wild unicorn
-he was horn to be wild!

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What game should you never play with a unicorn?
-Leap frog

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What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a cob of corn?
-You get a unicorn.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-To meet his neigh-bours!

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Where do unicorns like to drink?
-The horn pub!

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Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player?
– He knew all the uni-chords.

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Are you a unicorn?
-Because, baby, you seem like my perfect fantasy.

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Why did the little unicorn get sent to bed without any dinner?
-Because she was horsing around!

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What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?
-A tale of whoa!

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What do you call a unicorn that has bushy eyebrows?
-A Uni-brow!

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A unicorn fell over and shouted,
-I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!

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What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?
-One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn

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