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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2024

I hate to horn in on your night,
-but I just wanted to tell you that you must be a unicorn because you seem absolutely magical.

Where do the unicorns go to go on some rides?
– A unicorn-ival!

What was the unicorns favorite type of a story?
-A fairy tail.

What is black and white and eats like a unicorn?
– A Zebra!

What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
-They are both a Fanta Sea

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
– One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

What did the unicorn say to the beans?
– U No Corn!

What did the mythical creature serve at his barbecue?
-Unicorn on the cob

Unicorns never horse around
-they get right to the point.

What do unicorns use for money?
-Corn bread.

How do you get a unicorn to move out of the road?
-Use a uni horn!

Why are unicorns such good guitar players?
-Because they know all the uni-chords!

Your chances of meeting a unicorn are extremely low.
-But they are still higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend/boyfriend

Which side of a unicorn has the most hair?
-The outside.

What would you call a small scoop of ice cream?
– A uni-cone!

What do unicorns call their dad?
-Pop corn

What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow?
-Horned beef

If hay is for horses, what’s for unicorns?
-Haaaaaay!

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