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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

How do unicorns get around?
– On a unicycle!

A unicorn went to a bar and ordered a drink, the bartender said
-why the long face?!

What do unicorns eat for breakfast?
-Lucky charms

What’s the difference between a unicorn and an honest politician?
– Nothing. They’re both fictional characters.

What card game do unicorns like to play?
– Uno

Where do naughty unicorns go?
-Unicourt

I hate to horn in on your night,
-but I just wanted to tell you that you must be a unicorn because you seem absolutely magical.

Where do the unicorns go to go on some rides?
– A unicorn-ival!

What was the unicorns favorite type of a story?
-A fairy tail.

What is black and white and eats like a unicorn?
– A Zebra!

What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
-They are both a Fanta Sea

What did the mythical creature serve at his barbecue?
-Unicorn on the cob

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
– One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

What did the unicorn say to the beans?
– U No Corn!

Unicorns never horse around
-they get right to the point.

What do unicorns use for money?
-Corn bread.

How do you get a unicorn to move out of the road?
-Use a uni horn!

Why are unicorns such good guitar players?
-Because they know all the uni-chords!

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