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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-Because it wanted to see its neighbours.

What is the unicorn’s favorite sport?
-Running mare-athons.

What has a horn but doesn’t honk?
– A unicorn!

How does the unicorn display the spoils from her Fall harvest?
-With a unicornicopia

What is a unicorns favourite breakfast cereal?
-Lucky charms!

Unicorns never horse around
– they always just get right to the point!

What street do unicorns live on?
– Mane Street.

What do you call a scary unicorn?
-A nightmare

Where did the unicorn run to after the rainstorm?
-Somewhere over the rainbow!

Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-Because he wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the unicorn run across the road?
-It was late for horse-story class.

Where do unicorns live?
– In Neigh-bourhoods!

Why do unicorns listen to polkas?
-They like to hear unicordians.

No one could tame the wild unicorn
-he was horn to be wild!

What game should you never play with a unicorn?
-Leap frog

What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a cob of corn?
-You get a unicorn.

Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-To meet his neigh-bours!

Where do unicorns like to drink?
-The horn pub!

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