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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2025

Why do unicorns listen to polkas?
-They like to hear unicordians.

No one could tame the wild unicorn
-he was horn to be wild!

What game should you never play with a unicorn?
-Leap frog

What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a cob of corn?
-You get a unicorn.

Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-To meet his neigh-bours!

Where do unicorns like to drink?
-The horn pub!

Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player?
– He knew all the uni-chords.

Are you a unicorn?
-Because, baby, you seem like my perfect fantasy.

Why did the little unicorn get sent to bed without any dinner?
-Because she was horsing around!

What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?
-A tale of whoa!

What do you call a unicorn that has bushy eyebrows?
-A Uni-brow!

A unicorn fell over and shouted,
-I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!

What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?
-One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn

Why can you always trust what a unicorn says?
-They’re no bull.

Where do unicorns play tennis?
-On the unicourt!

Why do unicorns like silly jokes?
– Because they’re uni-corny.

Girl, are you a unicorn?
-Because I would like to take you for a ride over the rainbow.

Which unicorn has a cold
– The Achoo-nicorn!

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