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Twin jokes 👭🏻👬🏻 in 2025

Did you hear about the identical twin police officers?
– They were copies.

I was at this bar once..
– and the bartenders were identical twins. The only way to tell them apart was that one of the brothers had a freakishly small head. After talking for a while I finally asked him what was up with is appearance. He looks around, lowers his voice and says “once I was walking down a beach and found a lamp in the sand, I rubbed it and I’ll be damned if a smoking hot genie didn’t shoot up out of the lamp. The genie offers me one wish, the only thing off-limits is that she would not sleep with me, so I asked for a little head”

I just found out my wife has an identical twin
– I saw her on Tinder.

Weird names can bring problems
– In my neighborhood, there was a couple who had given their twin sons very weird names. One was named Trouble, while the other boy’s name was Mind Your Own Business. So, one day they were playing hide and seek. Mind Your Business counted to a hundred and then started looking for his brother. But, somehow he couldn’t find him anywhere. He saw a police car passing the neighborhood, so he stopped it to ask for help. When the police officer asked him for his name, he replied, “Mind Your Own Business!” Feeling insulted, the police officer still asked politely who he was looking for. Mind Your Own Business replied, “I am looking for Trouble!”

What do you call Identical Twin Brothers who choose a life of crime?
– Cell Mates

What do you call Michael Bublé’s identical twin brother?
– Michael Dublé! 😀

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