Twin jokes 👭🏻👬🏻 in 2025

What do you name the male and female twin monkeys?
– Abe and Anna

A young couple in poverty give birth to identical twins.
– After much consideration they decide that the best thing for the baby boys would be to give them up for adoption so that they can have a better shot in life. One boy goes to a Spanish family who name him Juan, the second goes to an Indian family who name him Amal.

18 years pass when the birth parents receive a package from Juan with a letter saying how grateful he is to them and with a ton of pictures of him and his life. This makes the birth mother inconsolably sad, her husband says “are you not happy? You always wondered what he looked like, whether he had my eyes or your nose and now you know” “I know and I’m really happy that I got to see the pictures but it makes me even sadder that I have no pictures of Amal.” To which the husband replies “they’re identical twins, if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal!”

Quasimodo Part 2
– After Quasimodo’s funeral the next Sunday, his identical twin brother Farsimodo that no one knew he had was so distraught that he vowed to take up his brother’s mantle. Realizing that the funeral got out right before he had to ring the bells for the first time, he made a mad dash for the spires of Notre Dame.

He ran as fast as he could as not to be late, grabbing the ropes in the knick of time to ring the bells gloriously. In his haste, he swung the bells way too hard and the bell returned to him only to smash his face in and cause him to fall from the tower to a bloody mess.

As the crowd gathered around, seeing his head smashed in from the bell, someone could be heard to yell out, “Hey who is that?!”

The answer came back from the front of the crowd, “I don’t know his name, but he is a dead ringer for his brother!”

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?
– There used to be two and now it’s too offensive to talk about.

When you’re telling a joke to identical twins, make sure you tell them the entire thing.
– Because you just can’t tell them a part.

“My wife’s identical twin sister is living with us till she finds a job”
I said to my friend
He asked “ do you know how to tell them apart ?”
I remarked “ why should I ?”

My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.
– So I suggested Kaye and Elle

What do you call twin brothers?
– A sunset

My father was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
– I have an uncle, once removed.

What did tornado say to it’s annoying twin?
– Sigh, clone.

Identical twins were put up for adoption and separated at birth…
…20 years later, their biological parents decided to find and meet them.

After many hours of research, they discovered that one child had been adopted by a middle-eastern family and had been named Amal Allamedan, while the other boy had been adopted by a family in Chile and had been named Juan Cerejo.

They set out to meet their son in Chile first. After meeting with him and having a wonderful time, the mother was ready to go meet her other son, but her husband disagreed.

When she asked why they couldn’t go see him, he replied, “Well, if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal!”

I met conjoined twins and I’m not sure which one I like more.
– They’re neck and neck.

A husband and wife give up their identical twin boys for adoption. They name one of them Juan and the other Amol
– Years later the wife receives a letter from Juan reaching out to her, he included a picture. Elated she showed her husband who was excited to see his son doing so well in life.. weeks later they receive a letter from Amol telling them how well he is doing and also included a picture. Wife asks hubby ” do you want to see your sons picture?” hubby replies “Why? if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amol”

I think the hospital accidentally switched our kids at birth!
– They’re identical twins, so it’s hard to be sure.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?
– By taste.

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
– Because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.

Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Well, one said, “we met online and immediately noticed many physical similarities”
The other chimed in “ we both mentioned in our bio how we never actually met our parents”
“It was quite a strange coincidence that we met, huh”
“Yeah, grinder is a wonder, isn’t it?”

My wife’s identical twin sister is living with us till she finds a job
I said to my friend
He asked do you know how to tell them apart ?
I remarked why should I ?