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Every time that twins are born, identical or not, the twin jokes are sure to make an appearance. While fairly common, it is still seen as a special occurrence and will gather attention from the family and friends. These jokes are used in movies and television as well, with a movie that was the longest twin joke yet.
There’s a pair of twins, Ivan and Oliver Peterson.
They both became doctors. Not medical doctors, but doctors in meteorology.
They study the rain. You know,
Dr.I.P.
Dr.O.P.
A fisherman’s wife gives birth to a healthy set of twins.
– After some time, they notice that one boy always faces toward the ocean and the other always faces away. Even if the parents were to turn them, they would always reposition themselves. So the name the boys “Toward” and “Away” respectively. On the twins’ tenth birthday, the fisherman takes them on a fishing trip. He tells his wife that they will be back in a week. A week passes. Then a month. Then two. Three months pass with no word, and the wife begins to lose hope. However, one day, she saw two figures approaching from the horizon, dragging the biggest fish she’d ever seen. She runs to her husband and child and says, “Wow! That fish is gigantic!” The fisherman says, “Well, it’s actually a funny story. We spent a week at sea, with no luck. However, on the last day, this beast jumped up on the deck and ate Toward whole! For three months I fought the fish, until eventually I was able to defeat it and cut Toward free.”
“That’s amazing!”, the wife says to her son, “but where’s your brother?” The fisherman interrupts and says, “Well, if you think this guy is big, you should have seen the one that got Away!”
Doctor twin visits pastor twin
A couple has identical twin sons.
After they finish school, they go to separate cities for university: one studies medicine and eventually gets his MD degree; the other decides to become a man of the cloth and gets his DD (Doctor of Divinity).
The doctor settles down near the city where he studied and his twin brother gets appointed to be a pastor in a small town near his university.
One day, the doctor twin decides to visit his brother. He checks in at a little inn and decides to go for a walk around town first to stretch his legs a little after the car drive.
While he is walking, he is greeted by a member of his twin’s congregation: “Good afternoon, Reverend!”
He responds, “Oh, you must have mistaken me for my twin brother! I’m the one who practices, not the one who preaches.”
A single mother wakes up from a coma after giving birth to twins…
She asks the doctor “Where are my babies? I want to see my babies!”
The doctor says “Not to worry, your babies are safe and at home with your brother. You had two healthy babies, one boy, and one girl, but unfortunately I do have some bad news.”
Immediately thinking the worst, the mother asks “Oh my God, what’s wrong?”
“Well, you were recovering for a long time,” the doctor says solemnly, “we had to give the children a name. Your brother chose them…”
Shocked, the mother asks “What did he name the girl?”
The doctor lets out a sigh and says “Denise.”
“Oh!” The mother says, “That’s a lovely name, what about the boy?”
The doctor places a hand on the mother’s shoulder, shaking his head he says…
“Denephew.”
If I had an identical twin…
– I would have him discreetly follow me around whenever I’m hanging out with a girl. If she ever asks me “Are you single?”, he will jump out of the bushes and say, “No, I’m double.”
My buddy tells me he had sex with his GF and her twin the other night.
I asked him how he told them apart.
He says, “well her brother has a mustache”
What are the similarities between the Twin Towers and Genders?
– There used to only be two, now it’s a really touchy subject
My buddy had a threesome with his GF and her twin….
– I asked him how he could tell them apart? He told me her brother had a mustache…
Two identical twin brothers, George and Ted, turned 100. George’s hearing was just as good as ever, but Ted was slightly deaf.
An attractive female photographer came to the retirement home to take the brothers’ picture. “I’m going to take your picture,” she said.
“What did she say?” asked Ted. “She says she’s going to take our picture,” replied George. So George and Ted followed the photographer to a room.
Inside the room were two chairs. “Now sit down in these chairs,” she said.
“What did she say?” asked Ted. “She says we should sit down in these chairs,” replied George. So George and Ted sat down in the chairs.
The photographer pulled out her camera and pointed it at the birthday brothers. “Now let me focus,” she said.
“What did she say?” asked Ted. “She says she’s going to focus,” replied George.
“Wow!” exclaimed Ted. “Both of us at the same time?”
What do the Twin Towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common?
– They both went down on my dad.
A scientist couple had identical twins…
– They named one Peter and the other one Control Group.
A man tells his shrink he’s no longer attracted to his wife.
“For some reason I’m only aroused by small pieces of fruit.”
“I’ve seen this before, you have Twin Syndrome.,” the doc replies.
“Twin Syndrome?”
“You only come in pears.”
My dad was a co-joined twin.
My dad was a conjoined twin.
We used to call his brother my uncle on my father’s side.
They did get surgically separated though.
Now he’s my uncle once removed.
I just found out that my girlfriend has a twin sister.
– I saw her on Tinder.
A woman has identical twins, and gives them up for adoption.
– One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband said: “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
Carrie and Cari
– A Korean, Ohn Min-Jin, marries an American. They have identical twins and choosing to double down on similarities, they name them “Cari” and “Carrie”. The sisters, as they age, are inseparable. As best friends, they even take vacations together.
On one trip, while at the airport, Cari watches in horror as a trapped bird flies into a glass wall, and drops to the ground dead. As an extreme animal lover, she swiftly wraps the body in her jacket and stuffs it into her suitcase. She plans to give it a proper burial after her flight.
As they are preparing to board the plane, an airport worker notices a foul smell emanating from the Cari’s suitcase. She’s about to stop Cari from taking it on the plane, but Carrie intervenes and with tears, explains the bird’s death and how Cari absolutely has to provide it a proper burial. The worker listens sympathetically and finally responds:
“Carry on, Carrie Ohn. Carry on Cari Ohn’s carry on carrion.”
The twin towers remind me of genders
– There used to be two of them and people get offended when you talk about them
Identical Twins
A teenage girl gave birth to identical twin boys. As she realized she was not ready to take care of young children, let alone 2 boys, she made the difficult decision to give them up for adoption.
The boys were adopted immediately. One of them was adopted by a lovely Egyptian family who decided to name him Amal. The other boy was adopted by a wonderful Mexican couple who called him Juan.
Several years later, the young woman was sitting up one night, thinking of her sons. She wondered what became of them. Were they healthy? Were they handsome? She decided to reach out to the adoption agency to see if she could somehow get some information on her sons.
A few weeks later, the adoption agency invited her to come down to their office. They had received pictures of Juan from the family in Mexico.
As she flipped through the pictures of her lovely Juan, she felt relieved to see he had grown into a healthy and strong young man. Still… she wondered about her other son, Amal.
“I wish I had pictures of my other boy”, said the young lady.
The agent from the adoption agency replied: “Once you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal”.
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Twins Movie
The 1988 movie Twins is a full-length movie that is based upon a pair of men who discover they are twins that were separated at birth. When they meet folly ensues as they track down their parents and learn about themselves and each other along the way. For the entire film top twin jokes about their similarities and differences are celebrated. The entire movie is one large joke about twins, and perhaps is the longest cheesy twin joke of all.All of the best twin jokes are present, and they are shared with humor and solid delivery. Audiences enjoyed the movie and flocked to view it. Dual plots, the first being the twins meeting and the second the trouble one of them gets in, meet to share their journey to bond together and overcome the obstacles they face. With size differences, intelligence differences, and their ability to overcome their differences to meet common goals, the movie plays well to audiences of all ages and demographics.
Twins Kids Jokes
Twin jokes for kids are one of the ways in which children share their thoughts, opinions, and questions with others around them. Silly twin jokes may help kids to tell twins apart when they look identical, to remember that they have very different personalities even though they share a birthday, and to have some fun with their friends while they share what they have learned about them.Within children’s books there may be several cute twin jokes that can help to make it a normal part of conversations with children. By knowing about the wide range of children, adults, and families in the world, children are better prepared to interact with them and to become a part of the community as a whole. Animals that have litters will often have some that look like twins or triplets, which can appear in many books and cartoons for children, and with that come some cute twin jokes. Even Disney uses some one liner twins jokes with their characters that are multiples or siblings.
Who Uses Twin Jokes
Clean twin jokes are popular in many different areas. Television and books, movies and cartoons, anywhere that there is space for siblings to be discussed and families to be examined, open the door to funny twin jokes.People who are themselves a twin will use the best twin jokes to make their experiences more fun. Meeting new people can be more fun when using the best jokes, whether they are family jokes, sibling jokes, birthday jokes, or more. Jokes are a fun way to spend time together and will help to create comradery and deeper connections between friends. Puns, jokes, stories, and shared experiences bring people together and help them to find common things that tie them together. These common experiences, beliefs, and values are at the basis for many friendships and other relationships.
Comedy clubs and shows that are created by comedy writers will often have a one liner twin joke somewhere in the show, if the topic comes up. These are a way to reach out to the audience and say that they understand, that the show is able to show the truth and any comedian will want to shock people or to help them feel welcome and equal. Jokes about people are easily related to and can help people to feel like they are just like everyone else, helping to meet new friends, to talk to new people, and to build upon the friendships that they already have. All of these things are a way in which jokes have benefitted society, and the laughter that accompanies a great joke can help to reduce symptoms of stress and can be beneficial for the health of everyone.