Twin jokes 👭🏻👬🏻 in 2025

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?
– Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

If I ever have twin daughters, I’d name the first one Kate..
….and the second one Duplikate.

Drunk guy in a bar, next to him some twins.
The guy stares at them really confused for quite a while until of the twin finally says to him “It’s okay, you are not *that* drunk. We are twins”.
To which the guy responds: “What, all four of you?”

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
– Because they go down so well

Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin?
– Because he’s a bad parallel Parker

I once had a threesome with identical twins.
– Guess that makes me a dopplebanger.

My twin brother prefers to take the stairs, but I like the elevator.
– I guess we are raised differently.

A pregnant woman is talking to her friend
A pregnant woman, who is expecting twins, is talking to her friend. The friend asks her:

“Have you already picked some names you like?”

“Yes. If it’s girls I want to name one Kate.”

“Why?”

“So the other one can be DupliKate.”

…

“And what if it’s boys?”

“I’ll name one Kent.”

“And what about the other one?”

“He will be a RepliKent.”

A psychologist tells the troubled man:
– tell me about your childhood.
man: it was a horrible time doc, I used to have a twin and everyone accused me for all the troubles he made.
psychologist: what did you do about it?
man: i had my revenge last week..
psychologist: how?
man: I died and they buried him instead.

When I first realised I was a conjoined twin…..
– I was beside myself!

Two Siamese twins got into a fight.
– It was really hard to separate them.

I found out today that I have an identical twin brother. I got very emotional when we finally met.
– I was beside myself.

With all my high level degrees and PHD’s, I stumbled upon these questions……… 1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? 2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?r>
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
10. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

A woman pregnant with twins went into labor suddenly, and fell unconscious during the delivery. The hospital – – contacted the father and he arrived quickly, just in time to witness the birth of his children.
His wife had not woken up yet, when the hospital staff asked the father what to name his new son and daughter. They had tried for months to decide on the perfect names, but couldn’t reach an agreement, so he did the best he could. When the mother regained consciousness, the father let her know what had happened, and that he had named their twins. “What did you name our son?” She asked him. “Mason.” “Oh,” she replied, “Not really what I had in mind, but it’s a good name. What did you name our daughter?” “Madaughter”

I’ve been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it’s OK because I can tell them apart.
– Brian has a moustache.

Two identical twin brothers, George and Ted, turned 100. George’s hearing was just as good as ever, but Ted was slightly deaf.
An attractive female photographer came to the retirement home to take the brothers’ picture. “I’m going to take your picture,” she said.

“What did she say?” asked Ted. “She says she’s going to take our picture,” replied George. So George and Ted followed the photographer to a room.

Inside the room were two chairs. “Now sit down in these chairs,” she said.

“What did she say?” asked Ted. “She says we should sit down in these chairs,” replied George. So George and Ted sat down in the chairs.

The photographer pulled out her camera and pointed it at the birthday brothers. “Now let me focus,” she said.

“What did she say?” asked Ted. “She says she’s going to focus,” replied George.

“Wow!” exclaimed Ted. “Both of us at the same time?”

Doctor twin visits pastor twin
A couple has identical twin sons.
After they finish school, they go to separate cities for university: one studies medicine and eventually gets his MD degree; the other decides to become a man of the cloth and gets his DD (Doctor of Divinity).
The doctor settles down near the city where he studied and his twin brother gets appointed to be a pastor in a small town near his university.
One day, the doctor twin decides to visit his brother. He checks in at a little inn and decides to go for a walk around town first to stretch his legs a little after the car drive.
While he is walking, he is greeted by a member of his twin’s congregation: “Good afternoon, Reverend!”
He responds, “Oh, you must have mistaken me for my twin brother! I’m the one who practices, not the one who preaches.”

If you want to pass your calculus exam, don’t sit in between two identical twins.
– It’s very hard to differentiate between them.