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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2025

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey
– He sensed fowl play.

Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
-I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.

Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
– Because he was already stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultry-geist.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
– “If your father could see you now, he’d be turning over in his gravy!”

What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Dessert?
– Apple gobbler!

Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
-There was no thyme!

What key won’t open any door?
– A turkey.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
– A turkey that can pluck itself!

What key has legs and can’t open a door?
– A turkey

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?
-Finally, enough drumsticks for everyone.

You think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving?
-You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!

What kind of weather does a turkey like?
-Fowl weather.

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
-“Peck on someone your own size!”

What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?
-Squash

What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
-Nothing—it’s already stuffed.

What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?
-Turkey.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
-hey suspected it of fowl play!

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