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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2025

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
-He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What is the most musical part of a turkey?
-The drumsticks.

Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
– It appealed to his baster instincts.

What’s a running turkey called?
– Fast food.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
-The outside!

What happened when the turkey played football?
-It got ejected for fowl play!

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
-The turkey trot.

Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey?
– He sensed fowl play.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultry-geist!

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
-Because he will gobble it up

What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?
– Fast food.

What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
– Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
– He was ready for a roast.

What’s black, white and red?
– A Pilgrim blushing because he’d seen the turkey dressing.

What’s the best way to deal with a turkey?
– Have it killed and then cran-bury it!!!!

What kind of key can’t open doors
-A tur-key.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes
-…but I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

Why can’t you take turkeys to church?
– They use fowl language!

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