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Turkey Jokes 🦃 in 2024

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
-Quack, Quack!

Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?
-A turkey, because it is always stuffed.

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
-Fowl weather.

Why was the turkey put in jail?
-The police suspected fowl play.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks!

How many turkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Well if I knew the answer, I wouldn’t be asking you, would I?

When are turkeys the most grateful?
-The day after Thanksgiving.

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
– A turkey trot.

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
-Have peck-nics!

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey
– He sensed fowl play.

Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
-I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.

Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
– Because he was already stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultry-geist.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
– “If your father could see you now, he’d be turning over in his gravy!”

What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Dessert?
– Apple gobbler!

Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
-There was no thyme!

What key won’t open any door?
– A turkey.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
– A turkey that can pluck itself!

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