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Trucker jokes 🚚 in 2025

Why do truck drivers love the 1st day of June?
– Only four more sleeps ’til Christmas

What does CRST stand for?
– Cheap Repainted Schieder Truck.

What do you call a trucker that doesn’t drive anymore?
– Semi-retired.

A truck driver was driving for a local snack entrepreneur from Ireland until one day, he crashed and died. At the funeral, the snack entrepreneur gave a touching speech.
– He said, “He was driving me nuts alright until the bloody truck crashed.”

So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck…
… And the ice cream man stops and says, “What can I get for you, Ma’am?” She says “Nothing, just wanted to tell you I’m vegan.”

Why did the truck driver finally stop farting?
– He ran out of gas

What do truck drivers do when they get too old to have an erection?
– Get a new Peterbilt

What do you call an academic trucker?
– A roads scholar.

Im thinking about getting a second career as a reverse truck driver.
– You know as a backup job.

Do you know what the opposite of a drag race is?
– I don’t, but the truck driver passing another on the interstate sure might.

What’s the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
– A drunk driver will run the stop sign. A stoned driver will stop and wait for the sign to turn green.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?
– They use a Milwaukee-talkie.

What did the little Nissan truck say to the big Nissan truck?
– “Oh Nissan!”

Why did the propane truck driver get a speeding ticket?
– He was hauling gas.

Why do women make terrible truck drivers?
– Because you give them a full load, and they take 9 months to deliver.

What do truckers do when they get E.D.
– They get a new peterbuilt

A Blond walks into a gas station…
and asks the employee: “I locked my keys in the car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
Ten minutes later a trucker comes in and can’t stop laughing. So the employee asks him why he is laughing. The trucker says: “There is a Blond who tries to open her car with a coat hanger!” The employee: “So what? This could happen to anyone.” Trucker: “Sure, but usually there isn’t another Blond in the car who yells: a little more right / a little more left! “

What is a Truckers favorite part about the movies?
– The trailer

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