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Tree Jokes 🌲 in 2025

Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape?
– It couldn’t stick to a root-ine.

Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it?
-It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes!

How do you get down from a tree?
-You don’t. Down comes from a duck.

Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?
-Montreeal.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?
-It started its own branch.

What motorcycle brand do London plane trees ride through the forest?
– Treeumph

Why didn’t the tree hunt?
-It was against his beleafs.

What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
-Faux fir.

How do trees contact one another?
-By teleafone.

What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?
-Tell it acorn-y joke.

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