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Tree Jokes 🌲 in 2025

How do you know when a tree doesn’t know the answer to something?
-It shrubs.

Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape?
– It couldn’t stick to a root-ine.

Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it?
-It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes!

How do you get down from a tree?
-You don’t. Down comes from a duck.

Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?
-Montreeal.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?
-It started its own branch.

What motorcycle brand do London plane trees ride through the forest?
– Treeumph

Why didn’t the tree hunt?
-It was against his beleafs.

What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
-Faux fir.

How do trees contact one another?
-By teleafone.

What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?
-Tell it acorn-y joke.

What did the little tree say to the big tree?
-Leaf me alone!

How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink?
-It won’t stop trunk texting their ax.

What did the Jedi say to the sacred tree?
-May the forest be with you.

Why did the pine tree get in trouble?
-Because it was being knotty.

Did you hear about the elephant that got stuck up a tree last summer?
-In order to get down, she had to sit on a branch and wait until fall.

What is a tree’s favorite school subject?
-Geometree.

What is the saddest tree?
-The weeping willow

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