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Travel jokes ✈️🧳 in 2025

I want to tell you a time travel joke.
– But you didn’t like it.

Carpenters always travel the same way
– By plane.

How do you know when an ocean is happy to see you?
– It waves.

Why do people take an instant dislike to flight attendants?
– To save time later.

This is the first year I’m not going to travel because of covid
– Normally it’s because I’m poor

I followed my heart and it led me to the Airport.

I could hear a constant buzzing after returning from my holiday.
– The doctor said it’s just a bug going around.

What did the flight attendant say to the elephant?
– Only one trunk was allowed as a carry-on!

When in Paris…
– This place is rem-arc-able!

I’ve just time travelled from next week to tell you who won the election
– It was the rich, old white guy

I’ve decided to finally wear my New Jersey which I’ve been storing for ages.

When you’re at the airport what kind of chocolate can you buy?
– A bar of plane chocolate.

If you need an ark building,
– give me a shout… I Noah guy.

If I Cuold Time Travel
– I would fix the title.

The punchline comes before the joke
– You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

Where do sharks go on vacation?
– Finland!

Did you hear about the pasta salesman?
– He wants to be paid in penne’s

Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?
– A mooooo-tel!

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