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Travel jokes ✈️🧳 in 2025

A witch gave my hotel a terrible review this week, apparently,
– the broom service wasn’t good enough.

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman’s “Doctor Who” character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?
– The Dart of Harkness.

I’m planning a camping holiday but, I have to say, I’m far from impressed with my travel insurance.
– It turns out if someone steals my tent in the night, I’ll no longer be covered.

I’m so sick of hearing German sausage jokes..
– they’re the wurst.

What is a hamster’s favorite place to go on vacation?
– Hamsterdam!

Can’t believe this is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19…
– Normally, I don’t go because I’m poor.

Why do koi fish always travel in groups of 4?
– So the A koi, the B koi, and the C koi can escape, because they know the predator will always go after the D koi.

Forget champagne and caviar – taste the world instead!

I’d tell you the joke about construction
– but I’m still working on it.

I have no idea why I went surfing today. I thought to myself,
– water we doing here?

When in Portugal….
– I love my Portuguese friends, but they never lisbon to me.

Why do red tsunamis travel so far?
– longer wavelength

Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.

What is a pepperoni’s favorite place to go on holiday?
– Leaning Tower of Pizza

We were travelling far far away in space. Moving through time faster than the universe itself.
– But i still got a traffic ticket in the mail.

Why can cutlery teleport but not time travel?
– It’s silverwhere, not silverwhen.

My pet kangaroo doesn’t like travelling,
– he’s such a pouch potato.

What’s the problem with flying on Peter Pan airways?
– They neverland!

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