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Travel jokes ✈️🧳 in 2025

When in Portugal….
– I love my Portuguese friends, but they never lisbon to me.

Why do red tsunamis travel so far?
– longer wavelength

Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.

What is a pepperoni’s favorite place to go on holiday?
– Leaning Tower of Pizza

We were travelling far far away in space. Moving through time faster than the universe itself.
– But i still got a traffic ticket in the mail.

Why can cutlery teleport but not time travel?
– It’s silverwhere, not silverwhen.

My pet kangaroo doesn’t like travelling,
– he’s such a pouch potato.

What’s the problem with flying on Peter Pan airways?
– They neverland!

Where do sheep go on vacation?
– They go to the baaaaaahaaaaaamas.

After traveling to Moscow, the Russian Opposition leader thought he got bitten by a suspicious wasp.
– Turns out it was a cagey bee.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

Did you hear about the bankrupt origami business?
– It folded.

I told a few jokes at the beach yesterday.
– The crowd gave me a sanding ovation!

What does one volcano say to the other volcano?
– I lava you!

TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year’s Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil
– He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

My sore throat is on account of endless Zoom chats these days.

What stays in one corner but also travels the world?
– A stamp

I was sad whilst saying farewell to the boiled water at the airport.
– You will be mist!

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