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Travel jokes ✈️🧳 in 2025

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
– She heard they had great broom service!

I told a few jokes to some unemployed friends of mine, non of them worked though.

Can you think of something that is brown, and very sticky?
– A stick.

My rabbit was upset at the airport today,
– he missed his Hareplane!

Did you hear about the fire at the bakery?
– The business is toast now.

I have to sand it to them.
– The beaches I visited on vacation were incredible!

I want to tell you a time travel joke.
– But you didn’t like it.

Carpenters always travel the same way
– By plane.

How do you know when an ocean is happy to see you?
– It waves.

Why do people take an instant dislike to flight attendants?
– To save time later.

This is the first year I’m not going to travel because of covid
– Normally it’s because I’m poor

I followed my heart and it led me to the Airport.

I could hear a constant buzzing after returning from my holiday.
– The doctor said it’s just a bug going around.

What did the flight attendant say to the elephant?
– Only one trunk was allowed as a carry-on!

When in Paris…
– This place is rem-arc-able!

I’ve just time travelled from next week to tell you who won the election
– It was the rich, old white guy

I’ve decided to finally wear my New Jersey which I’ve been storing for ages.

When you’re at the airport what kind of chocolate can you buy?
– A bar of plane chocolate.

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