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Train jokes 🚅 in 2025

And of course… How would you work out how heavy a whale is? You would take it to a whale weigh station….

The locomotive driver is a great person to work with; he’s always happy to take one for the steam.

Wow, you really have to hand it to ticket inspectors. (That’s it. That’s the joke.)

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Mister.
– Mister who?
– Mister last train home.

Went to a railway fancy dress party.
– Everyone was wearing platforms.

How does a train avoid detection?
– It covers its tracks.

Even the toughest train engineer needs a brake to let off some steam.

The conductor’s mailbox is always stuffed with letters.
– He receives plenty of freight mail.

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