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Tomato jokes 🍅 in 2025

What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– A jerrymato.

What did the last tomato on the vine say when all his friends got picked?
– I’ll ketchup with you guys later!

Tomates love dances, so what’s their favorite?
– Salsa!

When do you stop making sandwiches on Monday?
– When there was no more meat.

How do you fix a sliced tomato?
– Use tomato paste.

Where does the tomato and pasta go to dance?
– At the Meat Ball

A guy walks in a supermarket to buy tomatoes
Once he reaches to the tomato stand he asks:

Guy: Are this tomatoes genetically modified?

Tomato: No.

What do you call it when a chef has you choose between 2 tomatoes?
– An ultomato.

A man threw dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me to start a fight.
– I asked, “You wanna pizza me?”.”

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