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Tomato jokes 🍅 in 2025

What’s red and invisible?
– No tomatoes

The type of tomato that smell best is?
– A Roma.

Why Did The Tomato Blush?
– Because he saw the salad dressing

Two tomatoes were crossing a road..
One of them looked at the other and said: “Hey, you screwed up the joke!”

“Ok.. Milk..check! Eggs…check! Tomatoes…. check!”
“Sir, would you please stop writing separate checks for every single item?”

I’m a lazy cook so I prefer Canada recipes…
– You know, the ones that say, “Add a canada tomatoes, a canada beans, a canada corn…”

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date.

Why was the tomato blushing?
– It saw the salad dressing

What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– A jerrymato.

What did the last tomato on the vine say when all his friends got picked?
– I’ll ketchup with you guys later!

Tomates love dances, so what’s their favorite?
– Salsa!

When do you stop making sandwiches on Monday?
– When there was no more meat.

How do you fix a sliced tomato?
– Use tomato paste.

Where does the tomato and pasta go to dance?
– At the Meat Ball

A guy walks in a supermarket to buy tomatoes
Once he reaches to the tomato stand he asks:

Guy: Are this tomatoes genetically modified?

Tomato: No.

What do you call it when a chef has you choose between 2 tomatoes?
– An ultomato.

A man threw dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me to start a fight.
– I asked, “You wanna pizza me?”.”

What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?
– “You better catch up!”

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