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Tomato jokes 🍅 in 2025

Why is a tomato round and red?
– Because if it was long, skinny, and green, it would be a bean.

The inventor of autocorrect has died
– His funnel is tomato

A broccoli, a tomato, and a yam were running in a race.
The broccoli got off to a great start, but being a green runner, he didn’t have enough stamina to finish the race. The yam and the tomato were neck and neck for the first mile, but the tomato fell behind. The yam was about to reach the end of the race when he collapsed from exhaustion right in front of the finish line. Over the course of the next hour, the tomato ran the entire length of the race, and won.

Why was the tomato so successful?

The tomato paste himself.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?
– Ketchup

What caused Mrs Tomato to turn red?
– Suddenly, she saw Mr. Green Pea!

Two tomatoes are walking across the road when a car drives over one of them.
– The other turns around and says “Hurry up ketchup!”

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date.

Use “TOMATOES” to win a girl’s heart?
– I love you from my head TOMATOES.

What did the potato say to the tomato?
– Hey sweetie, why are you blushing?

What’s red and invisible?
– No tomatoes

The type of tomato that smell best is?
– A Roma.

Why Did The Tomato Blush?
– Because he saw the salad dressing

Two tomatoes were crossing a road..
One of them looked at the other and said: “Hey, you screwed up the joke!”

“Ok.. Milk..check! Eggs…check! Tomatoes…. check!”
“Sir, would you please stop writing separate checks for every single item?”

I’m a lazy cook so I prefer Canada recipes…
– You know, the ones that say, “Add a canada tomatoes, a canada beans, a canada corn…”

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date.

Why was the tomato blushing?
– It saw the salad dressing

What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– A jerrymato.

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