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Tomato jokes 🍅 in 2025

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
– The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?
– Because the tomato sauce couldn’t Ketchup.

At the county fair, a woman asked a farmer how his tomatoes were so plump and red.
He told her that he stands at the edge of his garden every morning, naked. She said she would try that on her tomatoes.

The next year, at the county fair, the woman saw the farmer with his plump, red tomatoes. The farmer recognized the woman and asked her if she had tried out his trick.

The woman admitted to standing at the edge of her garden each morning, naked. She said that it didn’t make any difference with the tomatoes “But,” she said, “My cucumbers were humongous!!!”

There was a family of tomatoes
Daddy tomato, Mommy tomato and baby tomato.
Baby tomato was starting to lag behind.
Daddy tomato got angry, so he ran over, jumped on the baby and squished him. Then he said
“Ketchup”

What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?
– You feel silly in Heinz sight!

Do tomatoes and potatoes have anything in common?
– Toes

What did the macaroni say to the tomato?
– “Don’t get saucy with me!”

How do you fix a broken tomato?
– With tomato paste.

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!

Two tomatoes were walking down the street.

They decided to cross the road.

On the way over, one of the tomatoes got squished by a car.
The other yelled, “Come on, ketchup!”

Could you tell me what the potato told the tomato?
– I wonder what’s making you blush, sweetie?

How do you get rid of lazy tomato employees?
– Can them.

My daughter was inspecting our seedlings this morning: “The tomato is catching up with the other plants! But I shouldn’t be surprised…”
“Of course a tomato would ketchup.”

She’s only five and already a dad…

Did you hear about the salad race?
– The lettuce was ahead and the tomato tried to ketchup!

I planted my tomato plants too late this year.
– Now they’re playing ketchup.

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because he saw the salad dressing.

What type of tomato smells best?
– A Roma

A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified.
– “No.” Said the farmer “No.” Said the tomato

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