Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Toilet Paper jokes 🧻 in 2025

Why was the toilet paper sad?
-It got wiped out.

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves
-…today was the tip of the iceberg

why did the toilet paper cross the road A.
– it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Where does toilet paper come from?
– Toiletries.

How can toilet paper decorate your house
-Shit sticks everywhere

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
-So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

I called the toilet paper manufacturer to complain about a dysfunctional layer of the product.
– They wouldn’t re-ply.

why did the toilet paper cross the road?
-to get to the rear end

why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
-cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)

What do you call someone who goes from one store to another looking for toilet paper?
– Bounty hunter.

I got in touch with my inner self today,
-it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Why did the toilet paper cross the road
– To get to the Bottom

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
-It was on a roll

My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper
-Then I am 😑 annoyed like super

Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus.
-I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
-To get to the bottom.

There’s no need to paper over the cracks because we’re on a roll now, so we thought we’d bring you these funny toilet paper jokes and puns!
– They won’t wipe the smile from your face!

What type of toilet paper do porcupines love to use?
-Quilted ones.

Follow us on Facebook