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Toilet Paper jokes 🧻 in 2025

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
-Because there was a…
CRACK IN IT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine
-you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
-To wipe the chickens ass!

I’ve run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead.
-The Times are rough.

Who is toilet paper’s favorite character?
– Pooh.

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
-To get to the bottom!

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
-because of gravity

I’ve started to use a bidet instead of toilet paper.
-It’s right up my alley.

Last time I got a piece of paper
-was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
-Toilet paper fight hat

Why does toilet paper always do well in life?
– Because it is on a roll.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
-It got stuck in the crack.

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
-They both look for Klingons around Uranus.

Why were toilet papers not invited to the party?
They are party poopers.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road
-because it got stuck in a crack

What’s the maximum amount of toilet paper you can have?
-A butt load.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive,
-you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

Why can’t the toilet paper be cheeky?
-It’s between cheeks at the moment.

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