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Toilet Paper jokes 🧻 in 2025

Why are toilet papers bad at texting?
-They never re-ply on time.

What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?
– I got stuck in a but crack

Still no toilet paper at the store today.
– They’re wiped out.

Badass Toilet Paper Company:
-We don’t take shit off of anyone.

Why didn’t the toilet paper not cross the road?
-it was stuck in a crack

BREAKING NEWS: There was an explosion at the Charmin toilet paper plant in Baltimore, Maryland.
– I’m told no one was killed but many suffered from soft tissue damage.

Yo mama is so skinny
-she uses floss as toilet paper

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
-It didn’t want to get stuck in any more CRACKS

What was the pretty toilet paper looking for?
-Her Prince Charmin.

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
-It got stuck in a crack

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
-Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves.
-But I’m scared this is the tip of the iceberg.

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper
– because it is finger lickin good

Did you know toilets while your at work
-they eat your toilet paper

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
-So you’re the one!

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
-Hey check me out I’m on a roll!

Whats so funny about toilet paper?
– The toilet aspect!

Why did the toilet paper go to a doctor?
-It was feeling wiped.

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