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Toilet Paper jokes 🧻 in 2025

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
-To get to the bottom.

There’s no need to paper over the cracks because we’re on a roll now, so we thought we’d bring you these funny toilet paper jokes and puns!
– They won’t wipe the smile from your face!

What type of toilet paper do porcupines love to use?
-Quilted ones.

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper
– because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
– “I’M WIPED!!!”

Today my son asked me if he could eat toilet paper.
-When I asked why, he said that this way it wipes itself on the way out.

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross
-because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
-Because there was a…
CRACK IN IT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine
-you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
-To wipe the chickens ass!

I’ve run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead.
-The Times are rough.

Who is toilet paper’s favorite character?
– Pooh.

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
-To get to the bottom!

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
-because of gravity

I’ve started to use a bidet instead of toilet paper.
-It’s right up my alley.

Last time I got a piece of paper
-was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
-Toilet paper fight hat

Why does toilet paper always do well in life?
– Because it is on a roll.

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