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Toilet Paper jokes 🧻 in 2025

What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of toilet paper?
-Multiply.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
-“I feel really wiped.”

why did not the toilet paper make it across the road
-to excape the corano virise

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus…
-I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves
-…today was the tip of the iceberg

why did the toilet paper cross the road A.
– it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Where does toilet paper come from?
– Toiletries.

How can toilet paper decorate your house
-Shit sticks everywhere

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
-So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

I called the toilet paper manufacturer to complain about a dysfunctional layer of the product.
– They wouldn’t re-ply.

why did the toilet paper cross the road?
-to get to the rear end

why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
-cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)

What do you call someone who goes from one store to another looking for toilet paper?
– Bounty hunter.

I got in touch with my inner self today,
-it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Why did the toilet paper cross the road
– To get to the Bottom

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
-It was on a roll

My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper
-Then I am 😑 annoyed like super

Some people aren’t shaking hands because of the Coronavirus.
-I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.

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