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Toe jokes 👣 in 2025

What does the doctor call to take care of a sore toe?
– A toe truck.

My girlfriend lost a toe and i dumped her
– I’m lack-toes intolerant

I broke up with my girlfriend after she had her toes accidentally chopped off.
– I guess that makes me lack-toes-intolerant.

Why did God add the little toe onto our feet?
– For the furniture.

The amateur toe played football against a professional and exclaimed “Help, I am toe-tally out of my league!”

What is the special food that the Italian man with the weird toes makes?
– He makes amazing toe-rtellinis!

I’m in the World Thumb Wrestling finals.
– We’ve been deadlocked in competition for the past 15 hours. Given how worn out our thumbs are, the judges have ruled we play sudden death with our big toes.
– This will end in defeet.

A guy walks into a bar wearing a head to toe radiation suit
– The bartender says “I’ve heard of clothing that protects you from the elements, but this is outrageous”

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