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Toe jokes 👣 in 2025

What is the name of the movie where all the toes are called back to the Toe Kingdom?
– The movie is called Toe-tal Recall!

I have a skin disease called psoriasis
– It really only flares up on my legs and feet and using dandruff shampoo helps clear it up or at least soften it. So I guess you could say I use head and shoulders for my knees and toes.

My mate Tom lost his two big toes in an accident. We now call him …
– Tomatoes

Why did the toe stop driving the toe truck?
– Because there was toe-rrential rain!

When all my friends started to talk about their toenails, I politely asked them to change the toe-pic!

What did the girl with no fingertips but just toe tips do?
– She tip-toed everywhere.

2 people dislocated my toe earlier
– It was a joint effort.

What do you call a man with a curly toe?
– Carlito

The mad man tip-toed around the medical facility. When asked why he said, “I don’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.”

Why did the toe crack?
– Because it was being toe-rtured!

If I were able to shoot rockets from my feet, I would call them missle toes!

I played my Asian friend in Tic Tac Toe
– It was a Thai.

What does Will Smith call his toes?
– They are my leg end.

What is the best place for two feet to kiss during Christmas?
– Under the mistle-toe.

What is toe with a minty flavor called?
– A tic-tac-toe.

Why do cows have hooves and not toes?
– Because they lactose.

I asked my daughter what day she wanted to get a pedicure.
– She said “there’s no day like toe-day!”

My sister loves to show off her big toe skills by using it to pick up things whilst sitting in one place. Whenever I pass on her favorite snack, I say, “Take your burrrrrr-i-toe!”

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