Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Toe jokes 👣 in 2024

When you’re a toe hammer…
– Every problem is a toenail.

Being an elder brother, I feel like I am always toe-ing my younger brother around. So now is the time to make my way out!

When toes went to Japan, visiting Toe-kyo was at the top of their list!

What did the cat do after hitting her foot?
– Nothing, it me-owwwed.

I hate guys who’ve lost part of their foot in an accident
– I’m lack-toes intolerant.

Ya know somedays i can fully touch my toes
– and other days i’m a foot away

How do feet store their memories in life?
– They take a lot of pho-toes.

My vegetarian friend hurt her foot playing sport, I took her for some toe-fu to cheer her up!

What did the mathematician say when he dipped his foot in the pool?
– “I SOHCAHTOEA”.

What do you call it when someone can’t stomach being around a person with less than 10-toes?
– Lack Toes Intolerant

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle?
– It has an X-O-skeleton.

My new shoes are toe-tally toe-riffic.

What did the doctor call a prosthetic toe’s picture?
– It’s a faux-toe.

I had to call one of my friends to give my sincere con-toe-lenses for her broken toe.

When people’s feet fall asleep, why don’t their toes signal for help?
– They’re coma-toes.

Why did the man tip-toe in the medical closet?
– He did not want to wake the sleeping pills.

What is a foot’s favorite vegetable?
– Toma-toes.

Why kind of food did the vegetarian chef eat with his feet?
– He would eat with his toe whenever he got some great toe-fu.

Follow us on Facebook