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Toe jokes 👣 in 2025

The waiter dropped our meal and ended up stamping on it in frustration. Whilst the food wasn’t great, it was still a toe-riffic meal experience!

The little toe did not like to talking to another toe that much. He was too into himself and his activities. The others called him in-toe-verted.

Why did half the world disappear when Thanos stubbed his foot?
– Because he snapped.

Can’t move your toe after a bad stub?
– No problem, just call a toetruck.

What did the chromosome say to his sister when she slammed the door on his toe
– Ow my-toe-sis!

What did the man call the bee that had a toe?
– Toby.

My brother wanted to pick up the popcorn that he dropped in the movie theater. I couldn’t help but say, “That leg of yours has been stretched a little toe much in my way brother!”

Why did the toe visit the doctor?
– It wanted to heel.

I had a friend who lost a toe in an accident.
– We aren’t friends any more, I’m extremely lack toes intolerant.

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?
– Mitosis!

If there was a documentary on weird toes all around the world, we could call the show ‘The Toe-Files’.

How did the math teacher teach geometry with fractured hands?
– She would just toe the line.

I stubbed my toe on solid gold. “Au Au Au” I cried out in pain!

There was a video caught on camera of a man who actually ate 4 of his toes
– Needless to say, it was very shaky Footage.

I hate people with club feet…
– I’m lack toes intolerant.

What did one cell say to his sister cell who stubs his toe?
– Hey, mitosis!

What is the foot’s favorite chocolate?
– Toeblerone.

My one-legged friend lost all of his toes in a freak accident. Now we all have to call him Tony!

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