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Toe jokes 👣 in 2025

My father has a friend from Spain with a rubber toe. Whenever he comes home, my mother says, “Your friend Roberto is home for dinner.”

Why did Thor’s toe hurt?
– His hammer fell.

What reason did the man give for leaving his son with broken toes?
– “Son I am sorry, but I am lack toes intolerant”.

A man walks into a Psychiatrists office wrapped completely from neck to toe in nothing but plastic wrap…
– The Psychiatrist takes one look at him sighs and says, “Well, I can see your nuts.”

My grandpa hated people with less than 5 toes on each foot
– He was lactose intolerant

Which toes make a great mouth freshener?
– Men-toes.

My father has been working on a foot-controlled keyboard, and today, he finally finished his first pro-toe-type.

What is a frog’s favorite kind of footwear
– ? The open toe-d sandals.

I’ve got a foot fetish, but they have to have all ten toes…
– I’m lack-toes intolerant.

What do I think about my toes?
– They couldn’t be further from my mind.

When the toes fell out of love, they said, “At least we had a lot of fun-gus between us”.

What did T-Rex say to the doctor when it hurt the toe?
– I am dino sore.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
– Roberto

My friend asked me if I suck all the toes or just the big one
– I told him I treat all toes fairly, I just don’t wanna start off on the wrong foot.

Why was the toe repeatedly ticking off the other toes?
– Because it has the toe-rette’s syndrome!

Toes love all Pokemon, but their favorite is definitely Toe-gepi.

How would a toe say goodbye to another?
– Catch you toemorrow!

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?
– Because she didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.

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