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Toast jokes ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅช in 2025

What did the toast say at the talent show? “I’m on a roll!”

What do you call a bread pun? A toast joke!

What did the toast say to its date? “I’m falling “crust” over heels for you!”

Why did the toast sit on the baby’s bib? It didn’t want to be jelly!

Why did the toast break up with the bagel? It felt too kneaded!

What’s a toast’s favorite movie? “Breadator”!

Why don’t toasts like hot weather? They feel too toasted!

Why do toasts make bad magicians? You can always see their “butter” hand!

Why did the toast join the circus? It wanted to be a crusty juggler!

Why don’t toasts make good secret keepers? Because they always spill the beans (or in their case, crumbs)!

Why was the toast arrested? It was accused of a salt and “buttery”!

Why was the slice of bread upset at the picnic? It felt toasted!

What did the toast do on its vacation? It went on a “butterfly” tour!

Why don’t toasts ever win races? They always crumble under pressure!

What do toasts wear to the beach? Crumb screen!

What’s a toast’s life motto? “Life is butter when you’re warm!”

Why did the toast go to the party? It heard there was going to be lots of jam!

Why was the toast a bad actor? It always got “grilled” by the critics!

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