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Toast jokes ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅช in 2024

Why did the toast go to the baseball game? It wanted to catch some fly crumbs!

What do toasts use to fix everything? Duct “butter”!

Why did the toast break up with the jam? It found someone butter!

What’s a toast’s favorite exercise? “Butterfly” crunches!

What do you call a toast with a degree? An educated crust!

What do you call a toast that’s gone bad? A toast offender!

Why do toasts never play hide and seek? They always get found in the toaster!

What do you call a brave slice of bread? Toast of honor!

Why did the toast go to the art gallery? It had a taste for “fine crumbs”!

What do toasts say on their resume? “Good at multi-graining!”

Why was the toast always in trouble? It kept getting jammed!

What did the toast say to its child at night? “Crust your eyes and go to sleep!”

What do you call a slice of bread that’s seen a ghost? Terrified toast!

Why did the toast go to the coffee shop? It needed a strong brew to feel “brewed” again!

What do you call a lost piece of toast? Bread-crumbs!

Why did the piece of toast go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!

Why don’t toasts get promoted? They always get burnt at work!

Why did the slice of bread go to the bank? To get its dough!

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