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Toast jokes ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅช in 2025

Why did the toast go to the party? It heard there was going to be lots of jam!

Why was the toast a bad actor? It always got “grilled” by the critics!

What did the toast say to the psychic? “I feel like I’m about to be grilled!”

Why did the toast go to school? To get a butter education!

Why did the toast go to the opera? It had a taste for jam sessions!

What’s a toast’s favorite activity? Going on a roll!

What do toasts call their grandparents? “Granary”!

What do toasts do at concerts? They jam!

What did one slice of toast say to the other at the wedding? “I now pronounce you bread and wife!”

What did the toast say after a long day? “I’m bread beat!”

Why did the toast go to the gym? It wanted to feel “grainy”!

Why do toasts make bad secret agents? They’re always popping up!

Why did the piece of bread go to therapy? It couldn’t handle being toast!

Why did the slice of bread go to the dentist? It needed a filling for its hole grain!

Why did the toast apply for a job? It was tired of loafing around!

Why do toasts make terrible soccer players? They always end up in the toaster!

Why do toasts make terrible comedians? Their jokes are too dry!

Why did the toast go to the spa? It wanted a crumb coat!

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