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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre

My dad kept on warning everyone the titanic was gonna sink, but no one listened to him.
Finally, they had enough of him and kicked him out the theater.

My Grandad knew that The Titanic was going to sink.
He told every man, woman and child that the ship was going to sink.

They hushed him up.

He shouted “The ship is going to hit an iceberg and sink”

Stiĺl they tried to silence him.

He shouted even louder, “THE TITANIC IS GOING TO HIT A ICEBERG AND SINK!”

That was it! He’d been warned, so they threw him out of the cinema.

What do the films ‘Titanic’ and ‘The Sixth Sense’ have in common?
– Icy dead people

My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink
– He went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen. He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets. He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward. Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.

Little known fact; Haley Joel Osment had a cameo in the Titanic movie.
– His line? “Icy dead people.”

What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic?
– Icy dead people.

My grandpa tried to warn everyone The Titanic was gonna sink.
– When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times, eventually they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.

Canadian guy: Let’s watch a movie.
American: Sure. How about The Titanic?
Canadian: What’s that about?
American: Yes. A big one. It sank.

Why is Texas like the Titanic
– They both thought they were amazing until a tiny bit of frozen water broken them in half

the world’s best cloud storage service was released today, called Titanic.
– It’s always synching

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic…
He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater…

TIL Scientists were surprised to find
the Titanic’s grand swimming pool still full after 100 years.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic have in common?
– The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

My Grandfather witnessed what was about to happen to the Titanic firsthand.
He screamed and yelled trying to alert everyone of what was about to happen.

He yelled three more times until it finally happened.

They kicked him out of the theater.

What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
– Icy dead people

What do the movies “The Sixth Sense” and “Titanic” have in common?
– Icy dead people.

(This one’s a tad dark… you’ve been warned) What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
– Icy dead people

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