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Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊 in 2025
There are two distinct yet connected types of titanic jokes, and that is those from the boat as it was and what happened to it, and those that are based upon the movie. Everyone is certain to have heard at least one or two of these, and some without realizing what they were.
My Grandpa saw the Titanic
– From the very beginning, he warned everyone that the ship would sink. But nobody listen to him.
He was a brave man, he never gave up. He warn them again and again on many occasions… Until they kick him out from the cinema.
[Titanic, 1912]
**Captain:** what kind of lettuce do you want on your sandwich?
**First mate:** ICEBERG!
**Captain:** lol… no need to shout, Dave.
Did you know, after all these years
the pools on the Titanic are still full.
TITANIC
– Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker
The Sixth Sense and Titanic are the same movie.
– Icy dead people.
If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:
There isn’t any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it’s in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn’t hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
I really don’t think we need that many lifeboats.
We have lifeboats and they’re supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers’ lifeboats.
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey.
He says: “I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous”
I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie.
– Icy dead People!
What’s the difference between the Titanic and my ex?
– The titanic only went down on 1,000 people
My grandfather saw The Titanic and he warned everyone it would sink, but they all ignored him…
– Time and time again, he warned them, until they threw him out of the movie theatre.
I remembered watching Titanic and bawled my eyes out.
– It’s because the painting scene with Rose was too short.
I heard the titanic got a new job…
She sells sea shells down by the sea floor.
I hear it’s a pretty high pressure job.
A Jewish man and a Chinese man are in a bar. Suddenly, the Jewish man punches the Chinese man in the face.
“Ow! Why did you do that?” asks he Chinese man.
“That’s for Pearl Harbor,” says the Jewish man.
“But the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. I’m Chinese!” says the Chinese man.
“Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” asks the Jewish man.
So the Chinese man punches the Jewish man.
“Ow! What’s that for?” asks the Jewish man.
“It’s for the Titanic,” says the Chinese man.
“What? That was an iceberg that brought down the Titanic!” says the Jewish man.
“Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?”
Titanic jokes never get old.
– Just like Jack.
I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.
– It’s syncing now.
What’s the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian?
– The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic. “Oh yes, quite a few.” the librarian said.
“Sorry to hear that!” I said laughing. “They’ll all be ruined by now!”
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common…
– They both look great until they hit the ice.
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The Titanic and it’s Fateful Journey
The ship Titanic had only one trip after it was built, and that disastrous trip will forever be remembered. Along with one liner Titanic jokes, this has also resulted in many ice berg jokes, boating jokes, cruise jokes, and more. There is a lot known about what happened as the survivors where able to provide their own experiences, but corny Titanic jokes are formed not only from those details but also from the spin that the news and the movies have made based upon this tragedy.Some of the crews have been the butt of cheesy Titanic jokes. Their inability to save everyone or the lack of preparation is part of how it all went so badly, and people will often make jokes about these things to bring some levity to the conversations. Short Titanic jokes may be about both the actual boat and its trip as well as the referencing the movie that came from it.
Cute Titanic jokes focus on the fun moments, the kindness of some of the passengers. Titanic jokes for kids are often about the water, learning about the history of it through rhyme or song, and not to intentionally be funny. However, with rumors of a new Titanic ship being built and preparing for it’s first trip, there are mor light and happy, even silly Titanic jokes being made about how the new one is likely to be much more successful. Even some one liner Titanic jokes about how it should make the trip safely this time, with no loss of passengers, are becoming more well known.
The Titanic Movie
The Titanic movie has well known stars and remains a hugely popular movie. It was based on the events as they were shared by guests and some dramatic flare filling in the unknowns. Silly Titanic jokes are often aimed at the actors of the movie, but the top Titanic jokes are about the end. As the movie comes to its completion all of the other scenes cumulate in what is the most joked about aspect of the entire movie. Even several years later hilarious Titanic ending jokes are circulating as memes and jokes, easily understood by any age and even people who have never seen the movie.Among the other scenes are a few more that seem to be overly dramatic or don’t fit as comfortably within the flow of the movie. These are certainly some of the most talked about and whispered about portions, and many cute Titanic jokes have come from those.
The Best Titanic Jokes
Perhaps the best titanic jokes are those that are referencing the hauntings that have occurred. As a way to relieve the stress and the fear that comes from potential ghosts and things being haunted, silly Titanic jokes are one of the way to feel better. Sharing hilarious Titanic jokes and jokes of the time in the areas that are said to be occupied are one way to try and ensure that any spirits present see people as friendly. Boat jokes and haunting jokes, as well as history jokes are all part of the experience for many people.While the story of the original Titanic and it’s first time in use is well known, there are many details that are not widely discussed. It is these small details, the little known things, that are the best source of light conversation. With so many people lost on the trip, it wasn’t a happy experience, but the opulence and expense that were invested into it are one of the things that is discussed less often. There is much to be learned about history by learning about the Titanic and how it went wrong. It can help to improve safety on boats and cruises today, as well as create plans for safe evacuations. While the jokes and laughter may seem just for fun, there is a benefit to them as well, and it can help to make trips less scary and safer.