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My Grandfather warned people the Titanic would sink
No one listened.

But he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre

A company made toy Titanics, but they weren’t meant to be used in bathtubs.
– They were made for the sink.

The titanic went down in 60 seconds
– Let that sink in for a minute

Clinton on the Titanic
Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.

The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.

Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.

Reagan shouts: “Women and children first.”

Nixon goes: “Screw the women!”

Clinton replies: “Do you think we have time!?”

Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic?
– He was fired for Glacial Profiling.

My grandpa knew the Titanic was going to sink. He said it loudly countless times…
– Then he got kicked out of the theater.

Mayonnaise
– In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.

But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That’s why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.

Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<

My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
– He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn’t listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.

The band on Titanic looked at each other and said..
– We’re syncing!

My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
– He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn’t listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.

You know what’s the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic?
– There is no room for Jack

My Grandfather saw the Titanic. He shouted loudly to all within earshot “that ship is going to sink!”. He was ignored. But he kept it up “Mark my words. That ship will sink on her maiden voyage!”
– Eventually the ushers threw him out of the theater.

TIL the sinking of the Titanic is commemorated in Mexico.
– Otherwise known as Sink-o de Mayo.

A Chinese man and a Jewish man are sitting next to each other on a plane.
Suddenly, the Jewish man slaps the Chinese man across the face.

“What was that for?” asks the Chinese man..

“For Pearl Harbor” says the Jewish man.

“That was Japanese. I’m Chinese,” the Chinese man says.

“Chinese, Japanese” what’s the difference?

Few minutes later, the Chinese man slaps the Jewish man.

“What was that for?” asks the Jew.

“It’s for the Titanic.”

“The Titanic? That was an iceberg…”

“Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?” says the Chinese man.

What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common?
– The end has no Jack.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…
– No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and “The Titanic”?
A: They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.

What’s the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic?
– Icy dead people.

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