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Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊 in 2025
There are two distinct yet connected types of titanic jokes, and that is those from the boat as it was and what happened to it, and those that are based upon the movie. Everyone is certain to have heard at least one or two of these, and some without realizing what they were.
My Grandfather warned people the Titanic would sink
No one listened.
But he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
A company made toy Titanics, but they weren’t meant to be used in bathtubs.
– They were made for the sink.
The titanic went down in 60 seconds
– Let that sink in for a minute
Clinton on the Titanic
Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.
The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.
Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.
Reagan shouts: “Women and children first.”
Nixon goes: “Screw the women!”
Clinton replies: “Do you think we have time!?”
Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic?
– He was fired for Glacial Profiling.
My grandpa knew the Titanic was going to sink. He said it loudly countless times…
– Then he got kicked out of the theater.
Mayonnaise
– In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.
But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That’s why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.
Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<
My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
– He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn’t listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
The band on Titanic looked at each other and said..
– We’re syncing!
My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
– He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn’t listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
You know what’s the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic?
– There is no room for Jack
My Grandfather saw the Titanic. He shouted loudly to all within earshot “that ship is going to sink!”. He was ignored. But he kept it up “Mark my words. That ship will sink on her maiden voyage!”
– Eventually the ushers threw him out of the theater.
TIL the sinking of the Titanic is commemorated in Mexico.
– Otherwise known as Sink-o de Mayo.
A Chinese man and a Jewish man are sitting next to each other on a plane.
Suddenly, the Jewish man slaps the Chinese man across the face.
“What was that for?” asks the Chinese man..
“For Pearl Harbor” says the Jewish man.
“That was Japanese. I’m Chinese,” the Chinese man says.
“Chinese, Japanese” what’s the difference?
Few minutes later, the Chinese man slaps the Jewish man.
“What was that for?” asks the Jew.
“It’s for the Titanic.”
“The Titanic? That was an iceberg…”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?” says the Chinese man.
What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common?
– The end has no Jack.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…
– No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and “The Titanic”?
A: They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.
What’s the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic?
– Icy dead people.
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The Titanic and it’s Fateful Journey
The ship Titanic had only one trip after it was built, and that disastrous trip will forever be remembered. Along with one liner Titanic jokes, this has also resulted in many ice berg jokes, boating jokes, cruise jokes, and more. There is a lot known about what happened as the survivors where able to provide their own experiences, but corny Titanic jokes are formed not only from those details but also from the spin that the news and the movies have made based upon this tragedy.Some of the crews have been the butt of cheesy Titanic jokes. Their inability to save everyone or the lack of preparation is part of how it all went so badly, and people will often make jokes about these things to bring some levity to the conversations. Short Titanic jokes may be about both the actual boat and its trip as well as the referencing the movie that came from it.
Cute Titanic jokes focus on the fun moments, the kindness of some of the passengers. Titanic jokes for kids are often about the water, learning about the history of it through rhyme or song, and not to intentionally be funny. However, with rumors of a new Titanic ship being built and preparing for it’s first trip, there are mor light and happy, even silly Titanic jokes being made about how the new one is likely to be much more successful. Even some one liner Titanic jokes about how it should make the trip safely this time, with no loss of passengers, are becoming more well known.
The Titanic Movie
The Titanic movie has well known stars and remains a hugely popular movie. It was based on the events as they were shared by guests and some dramatic flare filling in the unknowns. Silly Titanic jokes are often aimed at the actors of the movie, but the top Titanic jokes are about the end. As the movie comes to its completion all of the other scenes cumulate in what is the most joked about aspect of the entire movie. Even several years later hilarious Titanic ending jokes are circulating as memes and jokes, easily understood by any age and even people who have never seen the movie.Among the other scenes are a few more that seem to be overly dramatic or don’t fit as comfortably within the flow of the movie. These are certainly some of the most talked about and whispered about portions, and many cute Titanic jokes have come from those.
The Best Titanic Jokes
Perhaps the best titanic jokes are those that are referencing the hauntings that have occurred. As a way to relieve the stress and the fear that comes from potential ghosts and things being haunted, silly Titanic jokes are one of the way to feel better. Sharing hilarious Titanic jokes and jokes of the time in the areas that are said to be occupied are one way to try and ensure that any spirits present see people as friendly. Boat jokes and haunting jokes, as well as history jokes are all part of the experience for many people.While the story of the original Titanic and it’s first time in use is well known, there are many details that are not widely discussed. It is these small details, the little known things, that are the best source of light conversation. With so many people lost on the trip, it wasn’t a happy experience, but the opulence and expense that were invested into it are one of the things that is discussed less often. There is much to be learned about history by learning about the Titanic and how it went wrong. It can help to improve safety on boats and cruises today, as well as create plans for safe evacuations. While the jokes and laughter may seem just for fun, there is a benefit to them as well, and it can help to make trips less scary and safer.