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Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊 in 2025

Titanic.
– Sorry, that was a terrible icebreaker.

I’m getting revenge for the Titanic
– One ice-cube in my drink at a time.

What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common…
– They both look great until they hit the ice.

I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.
– It’s syncing now.

Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams…
– and its dream was to be a submarine.

I watched a documentary on how they built the hull of the Titanic last night….
– It was riveting.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic
– Sanka

Mayonnaise
In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.

But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That’s why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.

Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<

My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre

My dad kept on warning everyone the titanic was gonna sink, but no one listened to him.
Finally, they had enough of him and kicked him out the theater.

My Grandad knew that The Titanic was going to sink.
He told every man, woman and child that the ship was going to sink.

They hushed him up.

He shouted “The ship is going to hit an iceberg and sink”

Stiĺl they tried to silence him.

He shouted even louder, “THE TITANIC IS GOING TO HIT A ICEBERG AND SINK!”

That was it! He’d been warned, so they threw him out of the cinema.

What do the films ‘Titanic’ and ‘The Sixth Sense’ have in common?
– Icy dead people

My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink
– He went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen. He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets. He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward. Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.

Little known fact; Haley Joel Osment had a cameo in the Titanic movie.
– His line? “Icy dead people.”

What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic?
– Icy dead people.

My grandpa tried to warn everyone The Titanic was gonna sink.
– When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times, eventually they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.

Canadian guy: Let’s watch a movie.
American: Sure. How about The Titanic?
Canadian: What’s that about?
American: Yes. A big one. It sank.

Why is Texas like the Titanic
– They both thought they were amazing until a tiny bit of frozen water broken them in half

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