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Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊 in 2025

What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common?
– There’s no room for jack, on both of them

Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time?
– I guess the Titanic can’t survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.

The Titanic
The Titanic was God’s way of talking to us.

Pity, it was such a bad ice-breaker

I renamed my iPhone “The Titanic”
– Now, when I plug it in, it informs me: The Titanic is syncing.

TIL the pool on the titanic is still filled with water to this day.
– Oh wait…

When my grandfather saw the Titanic he warned everyone that it would sink, but they ignored him.
– He kept on saying this until they finally threw him out of the theatre.

If you want to stay well connected, just take all your devices aboard the Titanic.
– They’ll sync really well…

The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today…
– Just let that sink in

I renamed my iPod The Titanic
– When I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing”.

What’s the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian?
– The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.

Titanic.
– Sorry, that was a terrible icebreaker.

I’m getting revenge for the Titanic
– One ice-cube in my drink at a time.

What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common…
– They both look great until they hit the ice.

I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.
– It’s syncing now.

Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams…
– and its dream was to be a submarine.

I watched a documentary on how they built the hull of the Titanic last night….
– It was riveting.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic
– Sanka

Mayonnaise
In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.

But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That’s why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.

Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<

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