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There are two distinct yet connected types of titanic jokes, and that is those from the boat as it was and what happened to it, and those that are based upon the movie. Everyone is certain to have heard at least one or two of these, and some without realizing what they were.
My Grandad knew that The Titanic was going to sink.
He told every man, woman and child that the ship was going to sink.
They hushed him up.
He shouted “The ship is going to hit an iceberg and sink”
Stiĺl they tried to silence him.
He shouted even louder, “THE TITANIC IS GOING TO HIT A ICEBERG AND SINK!”
That was it! He’d been warned, so they threw him out of the cinema.
What do the films ‘Titanic’ and ‘The Sixth Sense’ have in common?
– Icy dead people
My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink
– He went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen. He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets. He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward. Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.
Little known fact; Haley Joel Osment had a cameo in the Titanic movie.
– His line? “Icy dead people.”
What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic?
– Icy dead people.
My grandpa tried to warn everyone The Titanic was gonna sink.
– When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times, eventually they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.
Canadian guy: Let’s watch a movie.
American: Sure. How about The Titanic?
Canadian: What’s that about?
American: Yes. A big one. It sank.
Why is Texas like the Titanic
– They both thought they were amazing until a tiny bit of frozen water broken them in half
the world’s best cloud storage service was released today, called Titanic.
– It’s always synching
My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic…
He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater…
TIL Scientists were surprised to find
the Titanic’s grand swimming pool still full after 100 years.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic have in common?
– The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
My Grandfather witnessed what was about to happen to the Titanic firsthand.
He screamed and yelled trying to alert everyone of what was about to happen.
He yelled three more times until it finally happened.
They kicked him out of the theater.
What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
– Icy dead people
What do the movies “The Sixth Sense” and “Titanic” have in common?
– Icy dead people.
(This one’s a tad dark… you’ve been warned) What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
– Icy dead people
Historians have proved that people with every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic…
– Except Leo
A Korean and a Jew
Jew: Hey… weren’t you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?
Korean: Uh… that was the Japanese. I’m Korean.
Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What’s the difference?
Korean: Well wait, weren’t you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?
Jew: Uh… that was an iceberg.
Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg… What’s the difference?
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The Titanic and it’s Fateful Journey
The ship Titanic had only one trip after it was built, and that disastrous trip will forever be remembered. Along with one liner Titanic jokes, this has also resulted in many ice berg jokes, boating jokes, cruise jokes, and more. There is a lot known about what happened as the survivors where able to provide their own experiences, but corny Titanic jokes are formed not only from those details but also from the spin that the news and the movies have made based upon this tragedy.Some of the crews have been the butt of cheesy Titanic jokes. Their inability to save everyone or the lack of preparation is part of how it all went so badly, and people will often make jokes about these things to bring some levity to the conversations. Short Titanic jokes may be about both the actual boat and its trip as well as the referencing the movie that came from it.
Cute Titanic jokes focus on the fun moments, the kindness of some of the passengers. Titanic jokes for kids are often about the water, learning about the history of it through rhyme or song, and not to intentionally be funny. However, with rumors of a new Titanic ship being built and preparing for it’s first trip, there are mor light and happy, even silly Titanic jokes being made about how the new one is likely to be much more successful. Even some one liner Titanic jokes about how it should make the trip safely this time, with no loss of passengers, are becoming more well known.
The Titanic Movie
The Titanic movie has well known stars and remains a hugely popular movie. It was based on the events as they were shared by guests and some dramatic flare filling in the unknowns. Silly Titanic jokes are often aimed at the actors of the movie, but the top Titanic jokes are about the end. As the movie comes to its completion all of the other scenes cumulate in what is the most joked about aspect of the entire movie. Even several years later hilarious Titanic ending jokes are circulating as memes and jokes, easily understood by any age and even people who have never seen the movie.Among the other scenes are a few more that seem to be overly dramatic or don’t fit as comfortably within the flow of the movie. These are certainly some of the most talked about and whispered about portions, and many cute Titanic jokes have come from those.
The Best Titanic Jokes
Perhaps the best titanic jokes are those that are referencing the hauntings that have occurred. As a way to relieve the stress and the fear that comes from potential ghosts and things being haunted, silly Titanic jokes are one of the way to feel better. Sharing hilarious Titanic jokes and jokes of the time in the areas that are said to be occupied are one way to try and ensure that any spirits present see people as friendly. Boat jokes and haunting jokes, as well as history jokes are all part of the experience for many people.While the story of the original Titanic and it’s first time in use is well known, there are many details that are not widely discussed. It is these small details, the little known things, that are the best source of light conversation. With so many people lost on the trip, it wasn’t a happy experience, but the opulence and expense that were invested into it are one of the things that is discussed less often. There is much to be learned about history by learning about the Titanic and how it went wrong. It can help to improve safety on boats and cruises today, as well as create plans for safe evacuations. While the jokes and laughter may seem just for fun, there is a benefit to them as well, and it can help to make trips less scary and safer.