Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊 in 2025

My friend with a lisp has a strong opinion on the Titanic II
– As he put it, they’re doing the unsinkable!

Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic?
It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.

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I renamed my iPod The Titanic
– When I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing”.

What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic?
– Icy dead people.

Cinco de Mayo and the Titanic
Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England .

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York ..

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico ..

But, as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico , who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as –

Sinko De Mayo.

An elementary teacher, middle manager, and lawyer die and go to heaven…
St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates and explains that to get in they each have to answer one question correctly.

The teacher goes first. St. Peter says “What was the name of the famous ship that sank after striking an iceberg in 1912?”

“The Titanic!”

“Right, off you go.” The teacher runs through the gates and the middle manager goes up next. St. Peter asks, “How many people were on board?”

“Oh! I know that one! 2,208 on board and 712 survived!”

“Right, off you go.” The middle manager runs through the gates. St. Peter takes a look at the lawyer and goes, “Name them.”

To think the unthinkable
– The thtory of the titanic.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink and no one listened.
– He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.

My grandfather saw the Titanic and he warned everyone that it would sink, but no one listened
– He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema

I renamed my iPod The Titanic
– When I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing”.

I’m trying to stream Titanic
– But it keeps syncing

I don’t always make Titanic jokes
– But when I do, I use them to break the ice

Did you know?
– The pool on the Titanic is still filled with water.

My grandfather knew before the titanic sank that it was going to happen.
He kept yelling and telling peope over and over but no one listened. They then threw him out of the theater, he’s not allowed back.

The true reason that the Titanic sank…
– The combined weight of all the time travelers that suddenly appeared onboard.

i can’t imagine what the people of the titanic were thinking when they struck the iceberg
– they probably had a sinking feeling if i had to guess

My Grandad knew that The Titanic was going to sink.
He told every man, woman and child that the ship was going to sink.

They hushed him up.

He shouted “The ship is going to hit an iceberg and sink”

Stiĺl they tried to silence him.

He shouted even louder, “THE TITANIC IS GOING TO HIT A ICEBERG AND SINK!”

That was it! He’d been warned, so they threw him out of the cinema.

My Grandfather warned people the Titanic would sink
No one listened.
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But he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre