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Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊 in 2025

Onboard the Titanic…
– While cruising aboard the Titanic, an engineer boasts to his dinner companions, “This ship is so seaworthy that even God can’t sink her!”

Overhearing what the engineer said, God started laughing so hard that he spilled his glass of water and ice cubes went flying everywhere.

My great-grandfather kept screaming, “The Titantic’s going to sink! The Titanic’s going to sink.” And everyone got angry…
… so they kicked him out of the movie theater.

My Grandpa saw the Titanic
– From the very beginning, he warned everyone that the ship would sink. But nobody listen to him.

He was a brave man, he never gave up. He warn them again and again on many occasions… Until they kick him out from the cinema.

I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.
– It’s syncing now.

What’s a bad icebreaker?
– The Titanic.

What’s the difference between my ex and the titanic?
– The titanic only went down on 1,000 people.

I’m not sure how much you know about the story of the Titanic…
…but what caused it to sink is just the tip of the iceberg.

Now I know it’s the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all…
– But aren’t the Italians going a little far with their tribute

Wanna hear a fun fact about the Titanic?
– The pool is still full.

Titanic sank 103 years ago…
…making it the only thing your mom didn’t go down on! Hi-YO!

My Grandpa saw the Titanic
– From the very beginning, he warned everyone that the ship would sink. But nobody listen to him.

He was a brave man, he never gave up. He warn them again and again on many occasions… Until they kick him out from the cinema.

[Titanic, 1912]
**Captain:** what kind of lettuce do you want on your sandwich?

**First mate:** ICEBERG!

**Captain:** lol… no need to shout, Dave.

Did you know, after all these years
the pools on the Titanic are still full.

TITANIC
– Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker

The Sixth Sense and Titanic are the same movie.
– Icy dead people.

If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:

There isn’t any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it’s in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn’t hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
I really don’t think we need that many lifeboats.
We have lifeboats and they’re supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers’ lifeboats.
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.

A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey.
He says: “I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous”

I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie.
– Icy dead People!

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